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If you order them with other items, they may arrive separately. Most arrive within 7–10 days, but they can take up to 18 days during busy periods. Wearable art, made with intention, weirdness \u0026amp; care.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e👕\u003cb\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(43, 0, 255);\"\u003eDESIGNED BY WYW (NOT ALWAYS SHIPPED)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(43, 0, 255);\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eOriginal WYW apparel created then shipped by us OR our fulfillment partner\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSIZE CHART:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"width: 1024px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; background: #F8F8F8;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8;\" colspan=\"1\"\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; 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