Meet Merv. We’re not entirely sure what he is, but we are fairly certain he disapproves of your lifestyle and mine too.

The Merv Is Not Impressed Striped Shirt is a boxy button-up with tiny vertical stripes, a contrast black collar and our wonderfully grouchy little abstract character hanging out near the bottom like he’s silently judging everyone in the room.

The loose, cropped fit and drop shoulders give it an easy oversized shape, while Merv makes sure a perfectly respectable striped shirt gets the necessary amount of weird.

Available in green and charcoal, both with Merv’s signature unimpressed expression.

Wear it buttoned up, throw it over a tee or tank, and please don’t concern yourself with whether Merv approves.

He doesn’t.

Gender: Unisex

Fabric: 99.4% polyester, 0.6% spandex

Fabric Weight: 5.0 oz/yd² (170 g/m²)

Fabric Thickness: Thin

Care Instructions: Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry clean

Wear Your Weird Originals sometimes ship directly from our production partner and are made after you order. If you order them with other items, they may arrive separately. Most arrive within 7–10 days, but they can take up to 18 days during busy periods. Wearable art, made with intention, weirdness & care.

👕 DESIGNED BY WYW (NOT ALWAYS SHIPPED)

Original WYW apparel created then shipped by us OR our fulfillment partner

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