{"product_id":"serious-goose-ringer-t-shirt","title":"Serious Goose Ringer T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv\u003eA deeply serious shirt for deeply unserious people. Featuring one judgmental goose and aggressively bold lettering, this design was made for anyone who communicates primarily through side-eyes and chaos.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eHonk if you’re emotionally unavailable.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eItem Number:RT0046\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eGender:Unisex\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eFabric:93.2% cotton, 6.8% spandex\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eFabric Weight:6.5 oz\/yd² (220 g\/m²)\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eFabric Thickness:Thin\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eCare Instructions:Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry clean\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eFeatures:Basics, Casual, Street, Daily Casual, Outdoor, School, Office, Sport, Cotton Blend, Short Sleeve, Regular Sleeve, Round Neck \/ O-Neck, Regular, Regular, Summer\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the Essential Collection?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"160\" data-start=\"0\"\u003eEssential Wear Your Weird designs are printed on high-quality everyday garments with more accessible pricing because colorful self-expression should be for everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"453\" data-start=\"162\"\u003eThese pieces are individually made to order and can take up to 18 days to arrive, but we intentionally chose quality over cutting corners. While this collection is designed to be a more affordable introduction to the brand, the garments still feel noticeably better than typical budget tees.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"627\" data-start=\"455\"\u003eEvery design was thoughtfully created by the shop owner with art, weirdness, and real humans in mind. 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